Riddles!

Laughter is certainly the best medicine. This simple gesture can do loads for a person emotionally and physically. Believing in this, I thought of going ahead and collecting a few funny riddles for kids. After all why should grown-ups have all the fun! So children, here are the funny riddles ... try your answers for each riddle before ‘seeing’ the answers. Hope you have fun answering them and trying it out on your friends!

1. Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.

2. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinkerbell.

3. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.

4. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed.

5. What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.

6. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up the pants.

7. What do you call a funny book about eggs?
A yolk book.

8. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.

9. What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no ‘sea’.

10. What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?

11. Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head!

12. In which month do monkeys play baseball?
Ape-ril.

13. How do rabbits travel?
By hare-plane!

14. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.

15. What is black and white and pink all over?
An embarrassed zebra!

16. What is the cannibals’ favourite game?
Swallow the leader.

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